LIFE SUCKS

this could help you

1. dump all your friends who treat you poorly and w/o respect. If you are alive in your body and you feel good in your body- you're ahead of most people-

2. poverty is evil. get away from poverty as soon as you can. Key to getting out of poverty is to never use a credit card. If you use one- only use it in extreme emergencies and absolutely avoid carrying a balance of being late. If you are late or keep a balance you are being legally robbed. - CAVEAT- key to not being in poverty is to have at least 100k in bank, liquid- invested hopefully. Don't touch this money- EVER- plan for your retirement too- don't sink your money or get debt buying crap or big-house you can't afford w/ debt. Don't have children you can't afford to take care of- seriously don't do this-

3. Pleasure is the key- find out for yourself what you enjoy doing and devote yourself to it.

4. Swim - regularly

5. Don't eat fast food- eat only healthy food- you will look better and feel better. Only very rarely/occassionally eat bad food-

6. Go to school- take out student loans if you have too- get school- find a mentor- apprentice- get in a union if you can- work very hard- devote yourself- if you are a hard worker- you will meet good people who can help you help yourself out of poverty- LAZY people always suffer in the end whether they are born rich or poor- FIND WORK YOU LOVE TO SO DO WHEN YOU DEVOTE YOURSELF TO IT AND WORK VERY HARD YOU ACTUALLY ENJOY YOURSELF.

7. love yourself- you are alive in your body for a very limited amount of time- are bodies are designed for pleasure- get it while you can.

8. UNLESS YOU ARE VERY GIFTED WRITER OR POET w/ YALE-LIKE CONNECTIONS and BUTT LOADS OF FAMILY MONEY- OR TALENTED GIFTED MUSICIAN ARTIST ETC. - DON't try HARD DRUGS!!!! THE EXCEPTIONS MADE HERE MAY HELP PROTECT YOU FROM TOTALLY FLUSHING YOUR LIFE DOWN THE TOILET- BE CAREFUL- DRUGS WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE IN MOST CASES.

9. DON'T GAMBLE- CASINOS WILL ROB YOU BLIND

10. DON'T ADOPT LOTS OF ANIMALS- THEY ARE A DRAIN- ON YOU AND YOUR WALLET- ANIMALS ARE JUST POOR SUBSTITUTES FOR QUALITY HUMAN CONTACT-

11. TRY YOGA- PRACTICE YOGA

12. Don't be sadistic or deliberately hurt others- Karma will hurt you right back- and life really sucks when you are the architect destroying your own life.

13. Stay away from cults- (ananda cult, jung cult, yoga cults, satanic cults- ) cults will rob you blind or subordinate you into working like a slave for the cult- bad idea- your life will suck if you are trapped in a cult.

remember to love youself!!!!!!!!! when you love yourself- opporunities to love others open up.