no girl frnd in life it sucks

By at 25,May,10 10:51

I dont see how your life sucks

By anonymous at 26,May,10 05:04

buddy life sucks wen all ur frndz go n enjoy , were only couples r allowed den u will b left alone. At d time life gets sucking

By anonymous at 25,May,10 14:34

Maybe it's because you're stupid.

By anonymous at 26,May,10 05:01

hey could u please suggest me how to attract a girl , u said bcoz of idiotic self, how can i hunt for a girl

By anonymous at 27,May,10 19:26

No i agree with anonymous at 13:34. You are stupid. I'm convinced that your IQ is around 65. Women don't like men who are not intelligent because they want money, and intelligence* hard work is proportional to money and success. You have to understand. A genetic trait for humanity is that both sexes are whores. A male who hunts the best will get the most women and most attractive women. E.I. most males are whores becuase they dream of having many women in their life. Women are whores because they want the best quality of a man and sometimes they are willing to share. In todays society you need to be both smart, strong, motivated, and have a large penis to attract women. I doubt you have the first and the last one...

By anonymous at 27,May,10 19:27

actually on second thought you probably have a large penis because retarded people tend to. So i guess your easy "hunting" for women would be the prostitutes / senior citizens.

By anonymous at 25,May,10 21:42

Im single im not married I waited for someone for five six years and she got married on me. She came back in my life and we started hanging out and some idiot stepped on my toes started hating he went behind my back and brainwashed her and six months later they are married. I got hurt so many times a friend of mines begged me to go to six flags we had plans just me and her showed up to meet her and theres some guy there she begged me cause my mom had tickets to six flags so me and her went not just us but someone else. We got to six flags and hell broke loose a week later i lost my brother i was heart broken.

By anonymous at 26,May,10 05:05

i didnt get wat does u wanna explain by saying ur story

By anonymous at 26,May,10 05:45 Fold Up

i didnt get wat does u wanna explain by saying ur story

By anonymous at 26,May,10 11:19

1. act mature
2. have at least some money
3. dress a little "older" (limit the piercings, plastic bracelets, etc.)

By anonymous at 26,May,10 12:39

WHAT KINDA ENGLISH????
ARE U BORAT OR SOMETHING, GOD DAMN

By anonymous at 26,May,10 16:49

first learn some english dude !!!!!!

By anonymous at 26,May,10 17:03

yeah, worst english ever man.

By anonymous at 27,May,10 06:31

what does you wanna say that with out girl friend no one can survive ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

By anonymous at 28,May,10 11:16

Girls do lot like illiterate morons. I would tell you to find a good hooker, but hookers charge $100 extra if she has to show you how to find your own wiener.

By anonymous at 29,May,10 10:57

I am a hooker. When a retard visits me, I always charge $200 extra. I never let a tard touch me. I never take my clothes off in front of a tard. I just pull down his pants and make him whack-off in front of me.

By anonymous at 20,Apr,12 14:46

whaaat

By anonymous at 28,May,10 21:06

If you remove your nuts you will be smarter! Try it! We also won't have to worry about you polluting the genetic pool any further also. Its a win win situation!

By God at 07,Jun,10 20:01

What else that will be removed is thy "Ass-Virginity" by Satan's Buttock-Pounding Jewels for your douche-baggitry.

May your buttocks be cleansed from such a sickness of the douche-ness.

By God at 07,Jun,10 20:02 Fold Up

And yes, I mean YOU Anonymous 20:06 of May 28th.
Don't Drop-eth thy Soap-eth

By anonymous at 31,May,10 17:48

FUCK SAKE LOL, if your from USA and thats the english you got :/ I mean be lucky here in montreal we have to speak french and english fluent not to mention If your an immigrant that makes 3 languages...sheesh.

By anonymous at 31,May,10 22:22

So you French Canadians think you know more than American students? (you probably do) This conversation happened in my American History class last week:

It was the first day of school for a new student, Suzuki, son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade class. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history.

"Who said, 'Give me Liberty or give me Death' ?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki's

"Patrick Henry 1775," he said.

"Very good! Who said '...government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'?"

Again, no response, except from Suzuki. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

The teacher snapped, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper, "Screw the Japs."

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Suzuki raised his hand: "Lee Iacocca, 1982."

At that point a student said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Who said that?"

Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister Kiichi Miyazawa, January 8, 1992"

Furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Suzuki jumps up waving his hand and shouts, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

With near mob hysteria, someone screams, "You little s**t. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."

Suzuki yells, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."

At this, the teacher fainted. The class gathered around her.

One of the kids says, "Oh s**t, we're in BIG trouble!"

Suzuki says, "Arthur Andersen, 2002."

By anonymous at 05,Jun,10 22:56

LOL thats kinda funny but u assume 2 much I never said french canadians know more we are forced to speak french and english in school till we get to university especially immigrants have to send their kids to french schools to promote the language like me I was born in russia and now well my french is better than my russian or even english. Moreover, most immigrants that come here get further in their education than people born here because some of us know how it is to change 1-2 countries and we dont take anything for granted. I noticed as well that America is far more racist than Canada, in each of our classes u can find almost any ethnic group and I never seen in any of my classes be it in elementary or university level any student making a racial comment. Then again, its all relative.

By anonymous at 08,Jul,10 05:05

i have a girlfriend and she gives me pussy whenever i want. just have to pull her pants down and give her my big dick

By anonymous at 11,Aug,10 15:33

Your mom doesn't count dude..Get some therapy you sick fuck.

By anonymous at 20,Apr,12 14:45 Fold Up

looool lucky for you :L

By anonymous at 27,Mar,12 06:21

talk to me on facebook?
bridgie hart

By anonymous at 20,Apr,12 14:44

first thing why do you speak like that?
also i am in the same boat as you, girls say im good looking ect, but i seem to have never had a girl friend, which leads me to think their lying

By Jaemi at 04,Mar,13 22:21

anonymous Posted on I kind of love that I do not know if you want them bigger, slmaler, or just new and different. Mystery. I do hope you get them.

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