well my life may non be as bad as many of yours,but it still sucks balls,the thing that's getting me very pissed is that everything is always upside down.things that i want i don't have,things that i don't want i have that fucking sucks.also my fucking cristian cousin that i fucking hate so fucking much is staying in my house right now,and he doesn't even pay rent or anything. my dad loves him that's why he wont kick him out of the house.he's also so fucking annoying he has always been like that all his life.i don't know if theirs a god or not but he's always talking about god so fucking much.but i don't give a fuck if he's always talking about god,god fucking sucks i hate him.and i said that i was going to be richer than bill gates but that may seem inpossible i never have any money.i also hate my fucking house there's so many stupid roaches that you can even relax in your own home anymore but i can't afford to pay an exterminator right now.i also hate my fucking breath is not fucking perfect when i go out i always need to have some fucking gum or something. and one of the things that really sucks not just about my life but about everybody's life are the fucking diseases like aids for example,like right now i want to have sex so fucking bad, but you got to thing twice about it because of the fucking diseases like aids and some other ones. you got to use a stupid fucking condom just to be safer how fuck up is that. | |
Now what you need to do first and for most is to fucking find out why the fuck your mouth stinks so much...I mean if I was you, at the life level that I currently am I probably wouldn't give a damn about my mouth; but being you, and judging just for the little you wrote, you are more concern about your fucking stinky mouth because it interfere with your ability to get a piece of ass, right?
Well, a couple of tips for your stinky mouth:
1) if you drink sodas; stop for a month see what happens.
2) if that doesn't work, stop all your fast food for another month. Go rabbit; eat salads all day.
3) if that still does not fully satisfy you; then buy a juicer (talk sweet your mom into it tell her she'll loose 30# in two weeks); and juice the fuck out of yourself as you also follow tips 1) and 2). Juice the following at least 4 times a week (32oz glass each person - this recipe is for three people):
- 10 carrots
- 2 romaine lettuces
- 1 bunch of kale
- 1 bunch of celery
- 1 bunch of parsley
- 1 bunch of spinach
- 1 green apple
Add some Stevia to the mix; It'll be easier to drink.
Good luck!
Hope you are back on fucking the shit out of your town in no time...I say three weeks if you stick to the juicing..
Oh, and watch this documentary to give you force:
"Fat, sick and nearly dead" - Joe Cross
If you want to have sex, masturbate because if you're anything like me, you'll never have the luxury to get a fucking woman.
If you hate the damn roaches, spend your time killing them or go somewhere else. In filthy Houston, Texas (or at least the part of town I was in) I spent hours searching and destroying these filthy insects. I understand what Shankara and Buddha would say about life, but thing is, why would we care for roaches who crawl around our house which costs 67% of our income, crawl on us with their itchy, nasty ass legs and just irritating to look at. Basically the same as what I look like to women.
I respect your loathing of a God, as we all have shitty lives who, if it exists, deliberately put us in situations like this because it enjoys watching us get fucked up.
But yeah, I brush my teeth 3 times a day (not that it matters), shower every day (I'm clean, but that doesn't matter), and I play tennis (with a bunch of fucking cheaters on my team who all apparantly hate me and want whoever I play to win, even though I'm way fucking better than them.)
Life's nothing more than prolonged disappointment.
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