Life is great for me but bad for a lot of people on this site... I think maybe telling everyone my advantages would make people feel better. I am a sophomore in college. I entered with 40 credits so im way ahead in my major...actually im almost done. Time to go for my masters! This summer i got a seasonal job position that pays 15$ per hour. But you know what the best part is? I do nothing. I get paid 15$ per hour to do nothing/ near nothing. The work they have me do (i work full time) takes up about 3 hours of the week. So for about 37 hours at work im doing the following: Minesweeper, facebook, aim/skype, sudoku, enjoying my own office with air conditioning, looking up stuff on wiki, listening to the radio (which is all classic rock), I once had an assignment to do that involved driving somewhere 40 miles out (this is the only time it happened) and I finished in like half the time... so i went to the beach for about an hour and came back on time. Also showing up late for work is what everyone does. I'm actually the first / second person there and i show up 30 mins late and leave 15 mins early.
I consider myself lucky and I'm not going to complain about the misfortunes I have 9mainly becasue I understand their roots), but ill list them and explain them:
1. No girlfriend ever, not even a first kiss. But meh it's probably because I have that loner personality. I have a few friends but they don't really talk to girls either. Lol actually one is sexist and it's pretty funny (he isn't gay but we have concluded that he is asexual).
2. Stress sucks. Being ahead of everyone means people have higher expectations for me and I have higher expectations for myself. The work load is manageable but im a procrastinator so some days could be pretty rough. But it's my poor time management really so that's a problem easy to solve...
3. Probably the last one im going to bother putting up. I am skrawny (explains no girls kinda) I have little motivation to work out (again my fault). I am fast though. I ran for my track team. But I think some upper body strength wouldn't hurt...
Overall I think the root of all of these misfortunes is the fact that I'm not so motivated. Comment if you want. | |
Common you crusader.. Go kill yourself, before that you write a suicidal note over here, that would provide us a little entertainment.
Virginity a problem? Hookers have had to lower their prices because of the economy. The best place to find hookers is near Colleges as students need the money for their college degrees. I have met several girls who made more money from prostitution than from any job they got with a college degree. Welcome to the Obama economy and Hope for Change.
(Obama =George W. Bush version 2.0)
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