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whisper: "Dan, everyone is looking at you. I think it's because you're really ugly"
So this gals name was Jody, and you couldn't really tell if Jody was a man or woman, except I could because I saw her bajinky once when she was taking...
whisper: "Dan, you have cancer, or aids, or rabies, or lukemiosis, or something it feels like you MIGHT DIE RIGHT NOW never mind everything is great and you're at peace NO IM NOT DAMMIT THE DEATH IS BACK ARRRGGHHH!!!"
...a shower and I can tell you she was all woman, unless she had two assholes right next to each other, then I might be...
whisper: "Dan, bbbeeeezzzeeeeew....shmuuuuhhh,,,zeeeewap! Kill the gerbil man, he's stealing your corn. Without corn there is no life...kill...kill...kill...the gerbil man"
...wrong about her, but I've never heard of anything like that. Anyway, she had a condo at each pole, the north one and the south one , and the toilet swirled opposite ways depending...
whisper: "Dan, the goldfish is laughing at you. And he's talking to you as well....bluuurrrbble blurrble burrrrgurrble...which means you'll never amount to anything in goldfish. YOUREGOINGCRAZYRIGHTNOW!!! bllAAARRgghhh!!! the devil the devil the devil!!!!"
...on which pole she was at. Jody was a miserable bitch at times, but she had a secret to handling being bi-polar, and the secret was....
whisper: "Dan, the mail might be here, but it might also not be, in fact, it might be here and not here at the same exact time. It's possible. Eat brown rice for health, and don't forget to kill the gerbilman....."
...well, fuck the secret.
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