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Posted by Nigel at March 12, 2012
Tags: Attitude  2012 March  Money

I'm 24 years old, live on my own, have money.

The problem?

I DON'T OWN A FUCKING LAVA LAMP.

This makes me very sad and depressed. Sometimes I have dreams about jumping off cliffs, or driving down the road really fast on the wrong side. Sometimes I cut myself.

Sometimes I think if I had a lava lamp, I could get lost in it's beauty and be complete again. I don't need a girlfriend because I masturbate all the time. Besides, all they do is cry anyway.

I suppose I could get in my car and drive to target and buy one, but that would require me leaving my apartment. I get scared when I see other people. They make me nervous and I feel like they want to hit me.

Just kidding. My life is sweet.


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By anonymous at 14,Mar,12 18:19

You're a piece of shit. In the real world people are suffering with depression and anxiety. Its a serious issue not a joke. I'm sure if you look outside your little bubble you'll notice it. Insensitive bitch....


By anonymous at 14,Mar,12 19:30

Oh, I can't wait the day karma will get you, and trust me, it will :D
By Truth at 14,Mar,12 21:33

I knew a girl named karma. She was half black HALF FILIPINO, which means she was a full blooded nigger. The first commentor is her, she's a nigger, and I regularly take a dump in her mouth.

She has bad breath.
By anonymous at 15,Mar,12 10:19

You're clearly feeling as bitter as fish bile cause some lovely filipina has recently dumped you for your needle-sized prick and now you're taking it out on them. Work your butt out to get you all the money you'll need for poor tiny weiner's surgery and have it extended for about 12 inches long so next time you'll get to fuck a nigger she won't get this horrible thought like she's getting banged by a 3 yr. old kid in the ass and freak out. Use the anus for shitting, skank, and not the mouth.


By anonymous at 15,Mar,12 02:58

Racist mother fucker. Lol ignorant asshole.


By anonymous at 15,Mar,12 03:03

lava lamps are awesumm


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