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...booze...
yep, good old fashion hooch, gramps, satan's nectar, niggoline!
....what you need to do is get loaded one day, go over to your P's when you know your brother is there, and then let them know what you think of them and their snotty little semen shooter, and the skank that's about to deliver their grandmonkey!
then....take a picture in the mirror of your asshole and post it on facebook with a comment along the lines of "Have a sniff, I just took a big taco bell dump!" Then, drink a bit more and call in sick to work...wait for your husband to get home. When he walks in let him catch you humping the couch while screaming " Oh Chief redhawk bang my ass with your long tomahawk!!" , and then pretend to be all flustered when hubby catches you.
Then , go to the reservation all shithoused and drink some more while you play bingo or slots, and keep muttering about how the white man killed all the buffalo. Fart now and again too.
Finally , go to super walmart and vomit in the produce section, and then grab a handful of grapes and go pay for them with a check.
Yes maam.....you've had a full day!
You have one hell of a fucked up brain :D
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