I grew up in a home where there was one golden boy (older brother) who was so wonderful that someday he will shit world peace, a younger brother who was beyond perfection (he will shit gold bullion), and myself (who is a piece of shit).
My parents wanted a girl; they got me. After over forty years they're still pissed at me for being the wrong sex. They seem to think I had a choice in the matter. I supported them for nearly twenty years on my meager pay, until I went back to school to better myself. They thought that I was the worst thing on earth for abandoning them. They hated having me live with them, but they pitched a fit when I left.
I married a gorgeous girl who was everything I had ever wanted. She was apparently everything my former best friend wanted too. I now support them courtesy outrageous alimony payments.
I remarried a girl who refuses to have sex. She f*cked like a bunny until after we got married, but seems to have developed an allergy to it since saying "I do." Once in three years. I'm pathetic.
I work two jobs just to make ends meet. My ex sucks basically all the salary from the first, and my parents and wife get the rest.
Incidentally, my parents love my new wife. They go on vacations with her, shop, and go to movies with her. Hell, you'd think THEY were married to her.
Me? I stay home after getting back from work. I do the day's dishes, wash the clothes, clean the house, mow the yard, shovel the walks, prepare my meals and squeeze in a few hours of shut eye.
All I ever wanted was a nice wife who loved me, and a little happiness. The wife is nice to look at, just don't touch. Damned hard when she goes around the house naked all the time. And I mean ALL THE TIME. My few friends tell me how lucky I am to have a wife like her. They say, "I'd like a little of that!" No shit. So would I.
One by one my dreams have shrivelled up and died. The only one I got left is dying. Soon, I hope. | |
I feel really bad for you. YOU ARE WAY TOO OF A NICE GUY. And honestly divorce the 2nd wife too. she doesn't support you in any way. what kind of a wife is that?
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