This might not make sense to a lot of you. But every morning I wake up at 5am to create the perfect sandwiches for me and my kin. Breakfast is very important to us as it is the first meal of the day and it prevents you from becoming hungry before lunch. So what's the problem? I'll let you in. I'm the runt of the family and I only buy small bread. My kin do not approve. My only responsibility is the making of these perfect sandwiches and they are not satisfied with my work. To make it worse, the nerves from carrying out this responsibility have become so bad that several times I have dropped the sandwich. The contents were everywhere. My kin, were not amused. This is destroying our family. We cannot look at each other the same anymore now that they know what I have done. The contents of the those sandwiches cannot be replaced. Each piece of salami is unique. Each cheese is special in its own way. And I have wasted precious ingredients. TO THE FLOOR. I can't understand why I was put on this earth, only to cause so much unrest. I do not want to live any longer. I cannot take the pressure. I would like, to die. | |
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what if even one of your kin were to stand and say, "thank you, your hard work is good for us."???
what would life be like if you found yourself without kin, or sandwiches to make?.....would you NEVER miss your work or those for which it is performed?
if hunger is important to overcome, yet dropped sandwiches are irreplaceable, would it not be best to teach your kin to share the sandwiches NOT DROPPED?....
all who are alive need to be taught, love The Lord your God with all of your heart, all your mind and soul.....so that we may eventually learn that the simplest, most boiled down, basic human thought possible.....it's that all experiences in life, whether good or bad, lead to this one huge, yet simple truth:
God is good.
this might not make sense to alot of you.
How clever Kevin! rotfl :i
BUT - i think your just a small boy who thinks his funny - i wish you that one day you will be in a situation that is so bad that you will feel you want to post in this website - for real
my your life be as fun as other pepole here
than lets see how much fun you have ? \\do you suck so much that you cant be funny in other places ? when un-assholes tell jokes ?
it seems you are closer than ever to post on this website - lol
now this is funny stuff
and 8:11, try proofreading a little bit before you hit enter.....what you wrote makes absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever....what exactly is an "un-asshole?......is it safe to assume you're a complete fucking idiot.....now this is funny stuff
FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE THE POST AS LITERAL, IT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE TO SAY TO THEM, "WOW, LIGHTEN UP TIGHTWAD".....DOES ANYONE GET IT??????
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