Hello, my name is ethan, and im just another asshole. So my day begins with my mom beating the shit out of me, why, because she found my huffing stash. Next, i get kicked out a few days and have been living out in the cold. So i decide its time to get a job. So i walk a couple miles to the nearest gas station, ask for an application and the dude starts saying fuck you, fuck you. So im like, man what the fuck is your problem. He says ive already been there that day. So i left trying to recall my visit to that gook store. After walking about a mile a notice someone walk of in an ally, not to mention i live in Yuma, Arizona, so im like fuck im about to get jumped. I began to walk the opposite direction, as im walking i hear the sound of someone hauling ass, so i turn to look and this mother fucker fuckin pistol whips me right in my face a steals what all is in my pockets( some gum and a couple quarters). I wake up to that fuck draggin my ass back to that ally. Again i passed out. Wake up to a pile of shit and some bum. I walk up to him and ask if he seen that prick that fucked my face up. He said no, but i could tell from the look in his eyes that he did. Fuck it. So i stumble out of the ally way im deciding to go to the hospital. Yeah i thought i probably should. So i begin my walk. And next to this wal-mart i see a drink machine. Fuck yeah i thought, mother fucker was my next thought as i swished my hand in my pocket looking for my looted change. My nose was fuckin soaking my shirt and it was getting late so it was cold. When i made it to the hospital they said it wasnt anything but a broken nose a couple missing teeth and a minor concostion. The medical bill for them to straighten out my nose and tell me all that other shit was 1094 dollars and 77 cents. Now im in dept $1094.77. And im still job less and homeless. i posted this from a library computer. :D fuck me | |
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