LIFE SUCKS

you realize the link to this portion of the site is called prank right?

i agree with you.

OK, you win, I am a troll. But seriously, I work in the transportation (vacation/travel) industry and I meet people like this once a week. I actually live in Northern California and have an ever-so-slight grudge about some of the self-indulgent people who live in LA. When I was three years old, my parents told me that when I turned 18, they would throw me out of the house like "shit through a goose". What a seriously foul thing to tell to an innocent child! They meant it. They reminded me of their pledge at least once a week until my 18th birthday. My sisters got a "free pass" to do anything they liked and get full support from my parents. Just before I turned 18, I left home, without notifying my parents, and never talked to them again, ever, ever. But, in the end, I win. I knew that I needed to be self reliant. Now, every summer I go backpacking in the High Sierra mountains for two weeks at a time, solo. It really gives you a sense of perspective. Two weeks alone in the wilderness. I know who I am and I know that whatever happens to me now is of my own choice. Last year, my sister sent me a letter and informed my that my mother had passed away. I was happy. I celebrated by playing that song from the "Wizard of Oz", "Ding Dong the Witch is DEAD". Sad when you hate your own mother so savagely that you celebrate her death by hoping she burns in HELL, in eternal agony. My father is older than dirt, and I hope he dies like a dog. But for the rest of you, get a sense of perspective. This is the first day of the rest of your life. You are the only one who is really in control of your destiny. I recommend that everybody should take a week or two off every year at some type of retreat. Solitude, and a vow of silence, for a week turns your thoughts inward and you see who you really are and you find peace.

lmao

The truth is even more stranger than you can imagine. I posted this as an amusing/warped joke. But the truth is that I meet rich people who really are the type of people who would whine over the wrong color Ferrari. My parents were lower/middle class financially. I work in a mediocre job, with mediocre pay. My IQ was measured as 140. I majored in Chemistry, Physics and Mathematics in College. I can tell you in plain English the difference between Quantum Mechanics and Relativity, and you would understand it! Because I do not have the "proper" college degrees, people treat me like an ignoramus, and later have the nerve to ask me how to "hack" their laptop computer to make it run better. Uh, yeah, without any education or training in computers (or electronics), I figured out how to disassemble a laptop computer, reassemble it and make it run like gangbusters! The world is your "brass ring", so go ahead and grab for it!

wht the fuck does troll mean

Ps nice joke lol