beer and aliens | Posted by Anonymous in NM at May 13, 2012 | Tags: 2012 May |
Everybody has problems. You wouldn't want mine, I wouldn't want yours. I burn my forehead with cigarettes when I'm very drunk and don't remember it. I practiced kundalini and opened my third eye to all kinds of new and often frightening experiences which most people would presume to be psychosis. I already had enough problems without being psychic. The weirdest stuff happens constantly. I did the right drugs at the wrong times, and the wrong drugs. For some reason all that weird shit just kinda calmed down like a week ago, so now I just have normal people problems (except for the burnt forehead). I guess beer is the problem? Yeah, definately the beer. | |
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I would recommend stopping with kundalini, the serpent going up the 33 vertebrae is not for everyone. But I have to say I had high expectations from the title of your post, just to be disappointed with the total absence of aliens. Were you abducted in Area 51? Were you hunting for owls and got confused? I think your problem is clear: too few aliens, too much beer. And you need a burn reliever.
Psalm 103:12 As far as the east is from the west, so far hath he removed our transgressions from us.
John 3:16 For God so LOVED the world, that he gave his only begotten Son (Jesus), that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
1Corinthians 15:3-4
3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ DIED for our sins according to the scriptures;
4 And that he was BURIED , and that he ROSE again the third day according to the scriptures:
JESUS LOVES YOU
Mark 1:15 The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: REPENT ye, and BELIEVE the gospel.
Hail Satan
Et incurventur ante te Satan malediceres inimicis vestris pater occidit omnes portant super dolorem.
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mittere hostium in umbrosa fuga
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